Evidence#124 of why the universe doesn't let me get away with anything:

Evidence#124 of why the universe doesn't let me get away with anything:
"Dad, where's my jelly bellies that Grandma gave me?"
"I don't know honey" *black jelly-belly falls out of the hole in my gym shorts and rolls across the floor and dissapears under the table*
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad"